May 16, 2008

The girl still can't dance

The girl still can’t dance. When she’s had too much to drink she still flails her arms, knocking drinks out of hands and poking tall people in the eye. Sometimes she abandons fluidity altogether, and jumps up and down on the spot instead— a terrible legacy of Kris Kross and Cypress Hill. When she’s dancing sometimes, people think she’s kidding but she’s not. Celtic is all the rage right now, but when the girl gets her knees up, someone always gets kicked.