December 18, 2006
On Saturday we received phone calls throughout the day from a recorded voice claiming to have a sniper rifle aimed at us. Since early this morning, there has been a clawed creature of some sort trapped in the ceiling above my bed. I do look forward to seeing what the future holds.
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uh. that is really weird and scary. did you call the cops?
We did call les cops, but not because it was threatening for it was stupid more than anything. And very annoying. They told us how to block the numero, but of course SniperGuy never called again. And the animal in the roof was probably ON it rather than in it, for we’ve not heard for him again. All’s well that ends. Thank you for your concern.